Team Object - They Want Your Money And They Want It NOW

He that is of the opinion money will do everything may well be suspected of doing everything for money.
Benjamin Franklin

One of the things that is striking about Object is its focus on getting hold of your money, which surely begs the question about why they need so much and what it is they do with it all. Object have been giving much thought to fundraising and happily there are loads of ways you can donate to them.....

You can join Object...
You can just give Object some money...
You can talk to your boss about giving Object money...
You can get your friends, parents, children and maybe even total strangers to give Object money...
In fact YOU can give Object money...
You could bake cakes, sell them to unsuspecting members of public and give the proceeds to Object....
If you are close to death or know someone that is soon to die, you could get them to put Object in their will.
"Granny, just before you die, can I ask what you understand by Objectification.....?"
Ever thought about giving Object some money? Think about it today...
If you know a decision maker in a charitable trust, you get them to give some money to Object...
You should undertake a sponsored activity and give the money to Object, a sponsored vomit could be an idea here...
Actually, just give some money to Object...
You could run the London Marathon for Object, only you better be good for the minimum £1900.00 fund raising target they will set you...
You could join their fundraising Working Group and help them come up with more ways of getting money...
Actually did you know that Object meetings won't start until the jug round is done?
You could donate to them by Debit Card....
You could donate to them by Cheque...
You could donate by PayPal...
Actually to hell with it, just transfer them some cash from your bank account...
You could sell something and give the proceeds to Object, a kidney or two would go down well...
What you could do is donate £1 for every lie they tell about lapdancing and strip clubs....actually forget that idea, you can't afford it and we do don't want them getting that cash rich...
You could buy an Object T-Shirt for only £12.50...(Caution: Don't wear it around Shoreditch).
Actually if you are the Joseph Rowntree Reform Trust, you could give them another £10,000 to go with the £47,000 you've given them already...
Also if you are the Esmee Fairbairn Foundation, why not drop them another £25,000 for a 'strategic review'...
Tell you what, if you are Trust for London, do another £50,000 for a project to support ex-lap dancers, because the first £50K clearly wasn't enough...
Jeremy Coutinho had a sponsored haircut, you could do the same thing. If you have no hair, have a sponsored  hair extension. What ever happens, give some money to Object.
You could write a book about how terrible it was being a lap dancer and donate the proceeds to Object...
If you are the Maypole Fund...£750 limit to donations???? Object won't even get out of bed for that...
Take the family dog to the vets, get it put down and donate the money you saved in dog food to Object...
Sell your forehead for advertising space and give the fees to Object...
Strippers, when you finish the last jug round of the night shout out 'This Ones For Object!!!' .
Did I suggest that you give some money to Object? Do it today!!!
I wonder what they do with it all? Certainly didn't spend it on their website...
If you plan to rob a bank and give the money to Object, remember that you must not plan the job on Objects Yahoo Board and the robbery must be done in your name. Try and use environmentally friendly shotgun cartridges as well.....